一场灾难

Oh man, what a crazy day it was! So, Colonel Jacob and I were supposed to go out. The colonel went ahead and I was to follow after about 10 minutes.

Well, the colonel set off first. I was still getting myself ready at home. After a while, I finally left the house and was on my way.

Meanwhile, the colonel had run into some real trouble. There were these two bandits who stopped him and demanded money. But the colonel wasn't having any of it. He pulled out a knife to threaten them and then took off in the opposite direction.

And guess what? I had no idea any of this had happened. I was just walking along, minding my own business. Suddenly, those two bandits appeared out of nowhere and grabbed me. Before I could even understand what was going on, they started beating me up real bad. They took all the money I had on me.

I was left there, bruised and confused. How unlucky could I be? I just couldn't believe what had happened. It was a total disaster.