翻译他emo了

TomGet in the car! My dear translation brother! Don't know why, forget you ... No! You forgot to get in the car. Why? ?

快上车！我亲爱的翻译兄弟！不要问为什么忘记…不…你怎么忘记上车了？

“I hope ... I can control myself, and one day I accidentally click you with a knife to end your short life.”

译:我希望，我能够控制住自己，万一哪天不行，把你刀了，了结你这个短暂的人生，会怎么样？

翻译大哥仍旧耷拉着脸，上车说道。

很显然，小小的车，大大挤……

TomIt hurts too much! ? I'll replace you carefully. It's really sad. How could you think that? I won't lose you, maybe, you have other plans for me! ?

译:你伤我的心了，呜呜呜，你怎么可以这么想我！并且有这种想法，小心我换了你！！

他装作诧异地说道，脑海里脑补了凶杀现场，故作心痛的模样。

"Oh ... it's quite good for me. It's very painful to be around you. I feel that my body and mind are very tired. Life seems to have nothing to look forward to. It's just dawdling along. Just the money you gave me is enough for me to live for a while ... I should give myself a long vacation."

译:“哦...这对我很有好处。在你身边很痛苦。我觉得我的身心都很疲惫。生活似乎没有什么可期待的。它只是在磨蹭。只是你给我的钱足够我活一段时间。...我应该给自己放一个长假。”

翻译大哥的深夜emo，无时无刻在告诉众人，他只想做一个咸鱼，而他……只是为了混生活罢了。

TomLife should look ahead, brother. It's not midnight yet ... Although it's coming soon, why are you on emo?

译:生活要朝前看…翻译大哥……还没半夜呢，虽然也快了，但是你怎么就emo了。

他现在惊讶于翻译大哥突然说这么多话，往日，他都是不管什么都是“好 ok ”摇头点头，有没有，可不可以……除了工作时候……说的话比较多？

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