Oh my god, what a bloody disaster! I'm Jacob, the colonel. I found out that Mark, my blasted secretary, had the nerve to write down that huge fight I had with my wife Diana. I was absolutely livid!
I lost my temper with him, yelling all sorts of crazy things and using some really foul language. "You bloody fool! How dare you scribble about my personal affairs? You've got no right!" I shouted at the top of my voice.
He just stood there, looking all down and sorry. But I was so angry that I couldn't stop myself. I kept going on and on, telling him how he'd betrayed my trust and how he was going to suffer for this. I knew I was being really harsh, but I just couldn't control my rage.
He tried to apologize, but I wasn't in the mood to listen. This was a complete nightmare. I never imagined something like this could cause such a huge commotion.