The rules of alien travel

AII猫猫豆的鱼饺本期是我故意整活的亚提拉星潜旅游规则但是无效语言

（PS：请自行把大英想象成其他星球的语言）

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“Alien visitors, Welcome to our planet Attila！”（外星访客，欢迎来到我们的星球，亚提拉！）

“Ladies and gentlemen, settle down and listen to our travel rules.”（女士们先生们，安静下来，听听我们的旅行规则）

“One.Do not provoke racial strife, please live in peace.”（不要挑起种族冲突，请和平相处）

“ Two. Lf you have accidentally absorbed an energy crystal that does not match you, please go to the palace and ask the priest to remove it.”（如果你不小心吸收了与你不匹配的能量晶体，请去宫殿请牧师把它取出来）

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“ Three. Do not enter the forbidden zone, not even the military elite, only priests are allowed to enter ，if there is an emergency, report to the Queen immediately and she will send her best officers and soldiers with you; if you are an alien tourist and crash-land in a restricted area, avoid the woods and try to make your way to an open area, where the exit is at the sight of a golden rune.“（不要进入禁区，即使是军事精英也不行，只有牧师可以进入，如果有紧急情况，立即向女王报告，女王会派出她最好的官员和士兵与你同行，如果你是外星游客在禁区迫降，避开树林，尽量前往一个开放区域，在那里出口处可以看到一个金色的符文。）

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“For. Lf you are a female tourist from another planet, please do not run around, please follow the guide. There are many undiscovered illegal brothels on Attila, and they have many ways to kidnap girls, so be careful not to fall behind. If you are accidentally deceived or separated from your pack, seek help from the less colorful orcs.”（如果你是来自外星球的女性游客，请不要到处乱跑，请跟随导游。在亚提拉有很多未被发现的非法妓院，他们有很多方法绑架女孩，所以要小心不要落后。如果你不小心被欺骗或者和你的族群分开了，寻求那些色彩不那么鲜艳的兽人的帮助）

“ Five. Please rest assured that although we are orcs, but will not eat tourists！”（请放心，虽然我们是半兽人，但不会吃游客！）

“ I hope you have fun!”（祝你玩得开心！）