The old words（旧的言语）

This book is pure entertainment. If you take it seriously, you lose.

这本书纯粹娱乐。如果你当真，你就输了。

The book is called Madness on the right.

书名叫在右的癲狂。

Those on the right read on.

在右之人请继续阅读。

It means that if you are crazy, please start reading immediately！

意思是如果你是疯子的话请立刻马上开始阅读！

I'll thank you and your family later.

吾等会谢谢你全家。