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Chapter one

如果历史是一群喵之作者也不知道该叫啥的书

JessicaHey,godfather!Here I come!

DeanAh, there you are. Why is it so early today?

JessicaBecause I'm so bored...

DeanWhere are your two best friends? Don't you spend all your time together?

JessicaNeither of them is home, and I don't know where they are!

DeanThat's a pretty rare thing.

JessicaYeah…

Just then…

there was a loud BOOM!

JessicaAah aah aah ash aah!!

JessicaWhat happened?!

Dean

Jessica…Wait, let me guess. That's Amanda... ?

Dean…Yeah.

A girl with a smoky face came from the back of the church.

AmandaSorry, godfather, I blew a hole in the back of the church...

Dean... It's okay. I'm used to it…

JessicaAmanda, you remind me of an ancient Chinese poem.

AmandaWhat?

Jessica满面尘灰烟火色,两鬓苍苍十指黑。(有点违和……?)

JessicaAmanda, you're really not meant to cook...

AmandaWell, I know that…

AmandaI'll have the church repaired.

AmandaBut how do you know I'm cooking,Jessica?

JessicaThat's my gut feeling.

DeanJessica,someone wants to see you.

JessicaHuh? Who wants me?

JoeHey,Jessica!There you are!

JessicaJoe? How did you find this place?

JoeOtherwise?There are only five places you come and go every day: your house, my house, my sheepfold, the pub, and this church. I found you in a moment!

JessicaWell…all right.What do you want with me?

JoeYou come with me. I'll show you something interesting.

To be continued…

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作者(Alisa)哈哈!看懵了吧!

作者之妹(Elise的确看懵了……

作者(Alisa)哈哈哈!

作者(Alisa)呃其实我自己也没看懂。

作者(Alisa)下面是翻译!

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Jessica嘿,神父!我来啦!

Dean啊,来啦。今天有点早?

Jessica因为我好无聊……

Dean你那两个好闺呢?你们不是经常待在一起吗?

Jessica她俩都不在家,不知上哪去了!

Dean这情况真是少见。

Jessica是啊……

就在这时

“轰”的一声!

Jessica额啊啊啊啊!!

Jessica什么情况!?

Dean……

Jessica……等等,让我猜猜,是Amanda……?

Dean……对。

一个满脸烟灰的女孩从教堂后面走了过来。

Amanda对不起,神父,我把教堂后面炸了个洞……

Dean……没事,习惯了……

JessicaAmanda,你让我想起了一句中国古诗。

Amanda什么?

Jessica满面尘灰烟火色,两鬓苍苍十指黑。

JessicaAmanda,你真的不适合做饭……

Amanda呃,知道……

Amanda我去找人修一下教堂。

Amanda但是Jessica,你是怎么知道我在做饭的?

Jessica直觉。

DeanJessica ,有人找。

Jessica呃?找我?谁啊?

Joe嘿,Jessica!你果然在这!

JessicaJoe?你怎么找到这的?

Joe你猜?你每天来往的地方只有五个:你家、我家、我的羊圈、酒吧和这座教堂。我一下子就找到你了!

Jessica呃……好吧。你找我干啥?

Joe你跟我来,我给你看个好东西

未完待续……

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