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12、昨天晚上，跟蚊子大战了一场，结果就是，它没吃好，我没睡好。

Last night, with the mosquito war, the result is, it did not eat well, I did not sleep well.

13、如果哪一天，我讨厌的人，喜欢了我，那我突然就不讨厌他了，因为我怎么可能讨厌一个这么有眼光的人呢。

If one day, I hate the people, like me, then I suddenly don't hate him, because how can I hate a person with such a vision.

14、唉，终于知道为什么我的脚一年四季都是冰凉的了，原来我腿比较长，导致供血不足，就是俗称的“高冷”。

Alas, finally know why my feet are cold all the year round, the original my legs are longer, resulting in a lack of blood supply, is commonly known as "high cold".

15、刚才有人一本正经地告诉我，这个世界上没有比爱情更复杂的东西了，我看了看手里的数学书，用力的甩在了他的脸上。

Just someone told me in all seriousness, there is no more complex than love in this world, I looked at the hand of the math book, forced thrown in his face.

16、听说休息不规律会身体不好，吓得我天天熬夜都熬得很有规律。

Heard that the rest of the irregular will be bad health, scared me to stay up every day are very regular.

17、如果你对我有什么不满意的地方，你就直说，反正说了我也不会改。

If you have what is not satisfied with me, you just say, anyway, I will not change.

18、现在的人吃饱了没事情干，就想找一个对象，而我跟他们不一样，我是吃不饱的。

Now people have nothing to do, want to find an object, and I am not like them, I am not enough to eat.

19、我一直以为一直聊天就可以拥有对象，直到有一天，我发现我的表情包从50个，变成了1000个。

I always thought that I could have someone by chatting all the time, until one day, I found that my memes changed from 50 to 1,000.

20、请你不要总是对别人笑，因为你不知道你什么时候就会变成别人手机里的表情包。

Please don't always smile at others, because you don't know when you will become someone else's phone memes.