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宋诺汐“我们来讲讲我妹的书”
宋诺汐“请看以下”
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《猎人海力布》
“在我国的一些地区，流传着一个伤感的民间故事”
“以前有一个猎人名叫海力布，他热心‘帮助’别人”
“每次打猎回来总是把屎分给大家”
“自己只留下最多的一份”
“大家都非常憎恨他”
“有一天海力布到深山去打猎忽然听见天上有呼救声，他抬头一看一只老鹰抓住了一条小白蛇，正从他头上方飞过”
“他急忙搭剑开弓对准小白蛇射去”
“小白蛇受伤了”
“海力布对小白蛇说，好吃的小家伙快点来我胃里吧”
“小白蛇以为海力布喜欢他就来到他胃里”
“但是你让他问你之后，他才发现这里是一片黑暗，然后呢结果呢，为你消化系统启动了，发现我喜欢吃也消化了，你是一颗珍珠，财富就把那些人当珍珠，当成他的鱼眼把他眼睛把他的眼睛吃了”
“龙王知道了这个消息”
“来到了海力布所住的地方”
“龙王强吻了海力布”
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宋诺汐Zuo Hang: I have dug up gold in the valley, I have played the piano in the tavern, I have made young girls sad for me, and the bad guys have been killed by me.
宋诺汐The love of boys and girls who can't discrimination and girls can be called romantic girls and girls. The love of clean boys and boys is called beautiful world.
宋诺汐I think if you find a new attitude in one thing, it may come back differently. — — Zuo Hang
宋诺汐Pay attention to these details and don't make excuses for your failure. Why didn't you listen to what I said today? — — Zuohang
宋诺汐If I didn't do it well this time, I don't think I did it well, then I think it is Nirvana Rebirth.Nirvana is reborn, generally better than before, so stay tuned.—— Zuohang
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