1.把“哈哈哈”改成“你眞有趣”
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2.把“臥槽”改成“千言万语在我心”
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3.把“你牛逼啊”改成“高人竟在我身边”
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4.把“想你”改成“我在思考你”
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5.把“嗯嗯”改成“沒有问题”
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6.把“沒空”改成“我有急事”
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7.把“随便”改成“听你的”
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8.把“还行”改成“挺不错的”
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9.把“买买买”改成“可以考虑入手”
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10.把“我不喝酒”改成“我擅长倒酒”
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11.把“你好傻”改成“你很有想法”
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12.把“你好丑”改成“还是很不错的”
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13.把“听明白了”改成“我说明白了吗”
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14.把“我不会”改成“我可以学”
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15.把“我不知道”改成“我马上去了解”
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16.把“你不行”改成“你再努力下”
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17.把“我不抽烟”改成“你们抽吧”
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18.把“我不打麻將”改成“我替你们泡茶水”
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19.把“你好难看”改成“你需要打理一下”
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20.把“谢谢”改成“谢谢你”
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