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Teacher: What is a fall? Xiaoming: You fell from the upstairs. Teacher: What is lucky? Xiaoming: There is a haystack downstairs. Teacher: What is misfortune? Xiaoming: There is a fork on the haystack. Teacher: What is hope?

Xiaoming: You didn't fall on the fork. Teacher: What is despair? Xiaoming: You didn't fall on the haystack either. Teacher: What do you mean thanks? Xiaoming: You fell into the water. Teacher: What do you mean finished? Xiaoming: There is a crocodile in the water. Teacher: What do you mean lucky?

Xiao Ming: Shotgun didn't hit anyone. Teacher: What is bad luck? Xiao Ming: I didn't catch a crocodile either. Teacher: What do you mean, survived? Xiao Ming: The hunter fired another shot. Teacher: What do you mean, there is no afterlife? Xiao Ming: There are no bullets in the gun. Teacher: What is the protagonist's aura? Xiaoming: The crocodile was frightened and ran away.

Teacher: What do you mean scrapped? Xiaoming: You can't swim. Teacher: What do you mean, survived? Xiaoming: The hunter saved you with a branch. Teacher: There must be a blessing? Xiaoming: My homework is lost in my schoolbag. Teacher: Is that why you don't do your homework? How to attract the author's attention [Wang Chai] is not so good.