1.我觉得你上辈子大概就是一个毛巾吧，不然为什么你这辈子做人做事说话都这么拧巴呢！
I think your previous life is probably a towel, otherwise why you in this life do things and talk so twisted bar!
2.我看你这个人挺凶的嘛，我的小鸡庄园正好缺一条看门狗，要不明天你过来填补空缺吧！
I think you are a fierce man. I need a guard dog at Chick Farm. Why don't you come tomorrow and fill the vacancy?
3.我很早就给你发了信息，你到现在还不回我，请问是不是要回我的信息里，有你不认识的字，所以这么慢，你是在查新华字典吗？
I sent you a message a long time ago, but you still haven't replied to me. May I ask if I need to reply to my message? There are some words you don't understand, so it is so slow.
4.请你晃一晃你自己的脑袋，听到了吗？是不是有水声？如果你的脑袋里没有进水的话，那么为什么从你嘴巴里面说出的话，这么水！
Just shake your head, do you hear me? Is there a sound of water? If there is no water in your head, then why come out of your mouth, so water!
5.如果你看我不顺眼，你就尽情吐槽吧！反正你说什么都对，反正就算我听了，也不会改！
If you don't like me, feel free to make fun of me! Whatever you say is right, and even if I listen to it, it won't change!
6.请你跟我说话的时候，注意一下你说话的分贝，毕竟我胆子这么小，最怕听驴叫！
Please talk to me, pay attention to the decibel of your words, after all, I have such a small courage, most afraid of listening to the donkey!
7.请问一下？你是不是这两天肠胃不太好？总是拉肚子呢？或许你拉肚子的时候，把脑子也拉出去了吧？不然为什么总是说一些无脑的话？
Excuse me? Do you have stomach upset these two days? Do you always have loose bowels? Maybe when you have loose bowels, you pull your brain out, too? Otherwise why always say something mindless?
8.我们以前是不是在哪里见过？我觉得你看上去好眼熟，真的特别像我昨天见到的一条很凶的狗。
Haven't we met somewhere before? I think you look very familiar. You really look like a fierce dog I saw yesterday.
9.今天都怪我，运气不太好，出门的时候没留神，一不小心就踩到了你的尾巴，导致你现在在这里乱叫，真是抱歉！
Today all blame me, not too good luck, go out when not careful, accidentally stepped on your tail, leading to you now here barking, really sorry!
10.请问你脖子上的那个脑袋，是为了好看，用来当摆设的吗？不然为什么你说话总是不经过它呢？
Excuse me, is that head on your neck for the sake of looking good and being used for decoration? Why else do you never talk past it?
11.虽然我这个人有时候说话口无遮拦，如果哪一天我说的哪一句话伤害到了你，那么你一定要大胆地告诉我，我可以再大声的说一遍给你听！
Although I sometimes speak freely, if one day I say a word that hurts you, then you must be bold to tell me, I can say it again loudly for you to hear!
12.你上辈子肯定是个厨师吧？不然为什么你这辈子总是喜欢火上浇油，添油加醋呢？
You must have been a cook in a previous life? Why else do you spend your whole life adding fuel to a fire?
13.对于那些不要脸的人，我真的很想跟他说，真是不好意思，记性不好的我，好像又一次把你当人看了。
For those shameless people, I really want to say to him, really sorry, I have a bad memory, it seems that once again you as a person to see.
14.有一些人吧，我只想告诉你，我说什么做什么根本就不需要你的理解，更不需要你的建议，你只要闭嘴就好。
Some people, I just want to tell you, what I say and do do not need your understanding, more do not need your advice, you just shut up.
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