第二天早上
RUV啊！日出真美
习惯起特别早的屑↑
Two hours later
Sarv哈欠！几点了
RUV七点
Sarv！
Sarv完了！（大声）
Sarv迟到了！（大声）
RUV（性转）喊什么啊？今天周六
Sarv哦
Sarv那今天干什么？作业昨晚都写完了
Sarv（性转）！！！
RUV！！！
RUV（性转）！！！
RUV（性转）让我们抄抄！（异口同声）
RUV让我们抄抄！（异口同声）
Sarv（性转）让我们抄抄！（异口同声）
Sarv好好好
就这样，这四个人在Sarv的帮助下在上午就写完了
Sarv啊！下午了！该干啥呀！
RUV（性转）要不...唱歌？
Sarv行！
Sarv（性转）行！
RUV...随便
RUV（性转）嗯...那唱Enderman Rap吧
RUVOK
Sarv（性转）OK
SarvOK
开始
RUVSit up and listen I riff on the rhythm
SarvThe sickest musician the slickest magician
RUV（性转）Who'll slip and then zip into different positions
Sarv（性转）While lifting a brick with no slip of permission
RUVI'm not the most vicious of villain
RUV（性转）I'm nicking it just to make vanilla thrilling
Sarv（性转）I'm not into killing but if you were
SarvGiven the gift of intuition
RUV（性转）Then keep me within your peripheral vision
RUV'Cause I'm of a jittery disposition
SarvI'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide
Sarv（性转）I'm terrible shy and I don't know why
RUVSo please do me the following courtesy
SarvAnd never look me in the purple eyes
RUV（性转）I'm averse to being observed at night
Sarv（性转）So if you see me you deserve to die
RUVYou don't want to mess with the endermen
SarvNo no no no no no no
RUV（性转）You don't want to mess with the endermen
Sarv（性转）No no no no no
RUVI see you peeking at me through the glass in the door
SarvWhat chap are you asking for more
RUV（性转）Boy you're jibbering jabbering like an old
Sarv（性转）Man reminiscing of back on the war
RUVI'm naturally massively tall
SarvI should be practising basketball
RUV（性转）But I can't find a ball without corners at all
Sarv（性转）So I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall
RUVIf we pass in the hall you're gonafto ignore me
SarvPerhaps you should look at the grass on the floor
RUV（性转）Grab a map and explore the various biomes
Sarv（性转）But be aware this is my home
RUVI roam through the night alone
SarvHoping to find someone I can bone
RUV（性转）But I'm out of sight and mind and time
Sarv（性转）Like a rotary dial phone
RUVbring
SarvI don't want to die alone
RUV（性转）My type of solo's a xylophone
Sarv（性转）You don't want to mess with the endermen
RUVNo no no no no no no
SarvYou don't want to mess with the endermen
RUV（性转）No no no no no rokit
Sarv（性转）You don't want to mess with the endermen
RUVNo no no no no no no
SarvYou don't want to mess with the endermen
RUV（性转）No no no no no
Sarv（性转）Don't look me in the eye you better run and hide
RUVI'm chasing after you until you die
SarvDeadly as a knife beautifully designed
RUV（性转）I'm hunting you tonight until you die
Sarv（性转）It's time to tell the truth a bomb you can't defuse
RUVSo easily amused to watch you die
SarvDon't you try to fight you're lucky you're alive
RUV（性转）I have you in my sights no no no no
Sarv（性转）Now you see me now you don't
RUVShoving a dirt block down your throat
SarvYou better not be getting out your boat
RUV（性转）I suggest that you don't leave the house alone
Sarv（性转）Oh no I'm on a mission
RUVTo win this staring competition
SarvI'll let you live on just one condition
RUV（性转）If you put a pumpkin upon you're forgiven
Sarv（性转）No no no no
整首歌完
Sarv喔，累死了
Sarv这歌有些长
RUV确实
Sarv（性转）好了，先下去吃饭吧
RUV（性转）ok
跳过
当他们回来时
俩性转停了一会，都去上厕所了
然后
Sarv啊！！！（向前摔倒）
RUV（抱住Sarv的月要，另一只手正好碰到她的月匈）
RUV（脸红）
Sarv（脸红）
Sarv（性转）我们...不好意思，打扰了
RUV（性转）咋了？
RUV（性转）（看见了RUV和Sarv）
RUV（性转）...
RUV（性转）我们先回去了
RUV（性转）你们继续
性转二人组已离开
Sarv内个...能放手了吗？
RUV哦，好
RUV（哇，她月匈好软）
Sarv【看着RUV，脸慢慢靠近】
Sarv【吻住】
RUV【被吻】
RUV？
RUV【反应过来立刻反攻】
几分钟后，两人嘴中拉出一丝银线
RUV【笑】夫人，还来吗
Sarv【喘气】不...不了
RUV回宿舍吧
Sarv好...
RUV【对Sarv小声说】放心，你腰还会在的
Sarv【S•西•a•红•r•柿•v】哦
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