尽管吸血鬼计划在理想上很丰满,但现实无比骨感,他们第一步就踩进了坑里,就在特遣队出发后不久,至冬国正式开启了和蒙德的外交谈判,在对待天理维系者这一件事上,至冬国女皇与元首大人达成了统一意见,反抗天理维系者人类统一战线初步形成,所以这支特遣队刚出发后不久蒙德情报部门就已经得知了,更离谱的事,整只特遣队的情报传递都是明码交流,属于大声密谋了,就在这支特遣队出发后,至冬国还特意找来记者,宣传他们的刺杀事件,在不知不觉中,把计划全说出来了,至于为什么蒙德情报部门没有防备,原因非常淳朴,因为那天是休息日,整个情报部门没一个上班的……事后当谢菲尔德将军调查这件事情,都不得不感叹于提瓦特大区优秀的匹配机制,能让两个卧龙凤雏打的有来有回,也真是厉害!
但这已经是后话了,如今,空和他的队友面临重围,他们必须杀出一条出路,突出重围,这就是一场提瓦特版本的市场花园行动
“Saturday night I was downtown,
咱周六夜里进了城,
Working for the FBI,
替联调局做点活计,
Sitting in a nest of bad men,
穷凶极恶之徒环绕,
Whisky bottles piling high,
威士忌满满地倒上!
Bootlegging boozer on the west side,
想找黑酒吧,得往西边走,
Full of people who are doing wrong,
那里全是恶棍和亡命徒!
Just about to call up the DA man,
那时咱正要打给地方检察官,
When I heard this woman singing a song,
看到那唱歌的妞,
A pair of 45's made me open my eyes,
一双45码恨天高惊了咱的眼,
My temperature started to rise,
连带着体温都不正常,
She was a long cool woman in a black dress,
亭亭玉立、酷炫无比,
With just one look I was a bad mess,
一眼咱就热血上头,
'Cos that long cool woman had it all,
这妞真是完美无缺!
I saw her headin' to the table,
咱见她向这桌来,
Well a tall walking big black cat,
步伐活像一只猫,
When Charlie said I hope that you're ableboy,
当查理说“你最好是个靠谱的家伙”,
Well I'm telling you she knows where it's at,
咱正聊她晓得该去哪,
Well suddenly we heard the sirens,
没想到突然响了警铃,
And everybody started to run,
大伙都开始乱窜,
A jumping out of doors and tables,
有个夺门而出,桌椅乱飞,
A jumping out of doors and tables,
有个夺门而出,桌椅乱飞,
Well I heard somebody shooting a gun,
不知谁开始打枪啦,
Well I heard somebody shooting a gun,
不知谁开始打枪啦,
Well the DA was pumping my left hand,
检察官铐了咱的左手,
Well the DA was pumping my left hand,
检察官铐了咱的左手,
And then she was a-holding my right,
美女锁了右边,
And then she was a-holding my right,
美女锁了右边,
Well I told her don't get scared,
咱告诉她别害怕,
Well I told her don't get scared,
咱告诉她别害怕,
'Cos you're gonna be spared,
因为你会被饶恕,
Well I've gotta be forgiven,
咱也不傻当然知道,
'Cos you're gonna be spared,
因为你会被饶恕,
Well I've gotta be forgiven,
咱也不傻当然知道,
If I wanna spend my living,
要是咱想跟她双宿双飞,
If I wanna spend my living,
要是咱想跟她双宿双飞,
With a long cool woman in a black dress,
那个亭亭玉立、酷炫无比,
With a long cool woman in a black dress,
那个亭亭玉立、酷炫无比,
Just a 5'9 beautiful tall,
身高一米八的黑裙美女!
Well, with just one look I was a bad mess,
就是那个咱一眼就热血上头,
'Cos that long cool woman had it all,
那大妞实在太完美,
Had it all,
太完美!”
就在战斗进行的同时,隔壁天使的馈赠酒馆正在举行难得的摇滚演唱会,由分配部举行用于丰富蒙德市民的精神生活,这种在军队中流行的音乐,开始在蒙德民间广泛流传,后来还成为了蒙德精神的一种,由于一些技术故障,现在全蒙德的喇叭都在放这首歌,不仅给这场战斗带上一丝荒谬的色彩
空的副手企图通过绳梯从楼上滑下去,但他在滑行的过程中,被一发老式铅弹击中,铅弹发挥稳定,他的肠子飞溅一地……
伴随着喇叭里的音乐打击声,大楼旁的枪声接连不断,有老式火绳枪,有新式卡宾枪,当然也,少不了元素步枪
无数的弹丸倾泻在墙体上,武德充沛的蒙德市民用自制火药桶热情的迎接外来客人,客人们也非常高兴,残肢断臂涂满城墙……
就在战斗继续中,另一只小分队秘密潜入了谢菲尔德的办公室
透过缝隙,队员们并没有看到谢菲尔德,反而看到了一个银色头发的青年军官站在那里结结巴巴的背着一本手册
“行吧,那就等下去吧”
“用不了多久的”
三小时后
终于恼羞成怒的突击队员等不下去了,从房顶上跳下去,一把抢过军官手里的手册,顺畅的将里面的内容全部背完,对这个军官狠狠做了一个国际友好手势后,转身就走
“呃,谢谢你,我叫班尼特……”
“别走那么快呀,前面有……”
“啊!”
“好吧,已经迟了”
班尼特一脸尴尬的收回手,原本想提醒他,前面的地板坏了,至于罪魁祸首,就是班尼特,原本想来向将军汇报工作,结果一不小心把将军的办公室给拆了,只好在这里修,原本快修好了,谁曾想……