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一个语录铺

太阳都做不到让任何人喜欢,你说它温暖,我说它刺眼。人生在世,谁又能不挨骂呢? The sun can't even make anyone like it, you say it's warm, I say it's blinding. In life, who can not be scolded?

你欺负我,我退一步

你又欺负我,我再退一步

你还欺负我,我弄死你

You bully me, I take a step back You bully me again, I'll take another step back You still bully me, I'll kill you

一路走来,各种坎坷,各种不顺和阻碍,终于我也看到了花团锦簇,也看到了灯彩佳话。那一夜,我也曾梦见过百万雄兵。

Along the way, all kinds of bumps, all kinds of bad and obstacles, finally I also saw the flowers, but also saw the lights. That night, I also dreamed of a million soldiers.

我要让全世界都知道我很低调。

I want the world to know that I am very low-key.

别紧张我又不是什么好人。

Don't be nervous. I'm not a good person.

云彩里打一个雷,天下尽知!

A thunder in the clouds, the world knows!

开心就笑会,不开心就过会再笑。

If you are happy, laugh, if you are not happy, laugh again later.

你的话我连标点符号都不信。

I don't even believe punctuation marks in your words.

咳!该说的说,不该说的小声说。

Cough! Say what you should say, whisper what you shouldn't say.

孩子,人傻不能复生。

Children, people are stupid and cannot be resurrected.

如果你容不下我,说明不是你的心胸太狭窄,就是我的人格太伟大。

If you can't accommodate me, it means either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great

作为失败的典型,你真的太成功了!

As a typical failure, you are really too successful!

我这人不懂音乐,所以时而不靠谱,时而不着调。

I don't know music, so sometimes I am unreliable and sometimes I am out of tune.

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