小云为什么恐怖片里，邪气很重的房子都会有一架钢琴吗，因为，钢琴住了几个妖
小云Why is there a piano in the house with strong evil spirit in the horror film? Because how many demons live in the piano
小云有人相爱，有人夜里看海，有人自己半夜不睡觉磕cp边哭边流哈喇子大喊他俩是真爱
小云Some people fall in love, some watch the sea at night, some don't sleep in the middle of the night, knock CP, cry and cry, shouting that they are true love
小云赵云的奶奶从小就爱扇他 所以他逢人就说 吾奶常扇赵子龙
小云Zhao Yun's grandmother loved to fan him since childhood, so he said that my milk often fans Zhao Zilong
小云有一天，小王去剪头发，剪了一个中分，然后他就变成了小全
小云One day, Xiao Wang went to have his hair cut and got a middle cut. Then he became Xiao Quan
小云不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人
小云Don't call me housewife, please call me Madame Curie
小云最近发生在我身上 说OK拜拜 手太快打成OK爸爸
小云It happened to me recently that OK worshippers beat OK dad too fast
小云我要悄悄地早睡，然后半夜叫醒所有人
小云I'll go to bed quietly and wake everyone up in the middle of the night
小云超人为什么都穿紧身衣 因为救人要紧
小云Why do Superman wear tights? It's important to save people
小云一个日本人来中国看牙医，结果和牙医打起来了，结果那个牙医说拔个牙咯？
小云A Japanese came to China to see a dentist. As a result, he got into a fight with the dentist. As a result, the dentist said, pull out a tooth?
小云海滩上有一只螃蟹 它走走着走着踩到了贝壳 贝壳说 你是瞎嘛 螃蟹说：不是啊我是螃蟹
小云There is a crab on the beach. It walks and steps on the shell. The shell says you are blind. The crab says: No, I am a crab
小云最近偷猪的特别多，我有点担心你
小云There are so many pigs stolen recently. I'm a little worried about you
小云知道哆啦a梦为什么那么受欢迎吗？因为每次他的小伙伴们遇到困难的时候，他都会毫不犹豫的伸出圆手
小云Do you know why Doraemon is so popular? Because every time his friends encounter difficulties, he will not hesitate to stretch out his round hand
小云我妈说不能早恋，你现在谈的对象将来都是别人的
小云My mother said that you can't have puppy love. The object you're talking about now will be someone else's in the future
小云别人的对象，想想都兴奋
小云Other people's objects are excited to think about them
小云他从小背井离乡，从此全村人再没有喝到一口水
小云He left his hometown since childhood, and the whole village hasn't drunk a mouthful of water since then
小云有次住院，我睡着了护士把我叫醒，让我起来吃安眠药
小云Once in hospital, I fell asleep. The nurse woke me up and asked me to get up and take sleeping pills
小云我问风扇我丑吗，它摇了一个晚上的头
小云I asked the fan if I was ugly. It shook its head all night
小云虾和蚌同时考了一百分，老师问虾你抄的谁的，虾说：我抄蚌的老师说：你棒什么棒！
小云Shrimp and clam got 100 points at the same time. The teacher asked shrimp who you copied. Shrimp said, I copied clam. the teacher said, what's great about you!
小云你可以偷我的句子，也可以偷我的表情包，但你要是偷我的心，那我就要叫你宝贝了。
小云You can steal my sentences or my expression bag, but if you steal my heart, I'll call you baby.
小云肚子好饿噢，于是只好握住拳头，打向自己的肚子，帮自己出口饿气。
小云I was so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help me export my hunger.
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