作者稚兔大大本章灵感来源G.E.M邓紫棋的《透明》
作者稚兔大大上个老规矩，边读边听
旁白*********************************************
好感度100%
“罗宾汉，快来玩啊”
“嗯嗯，侍汤”
罗宾汉杰瑞和侍卫汤姆从小就是最好的朋友
旁白····················································································
好感度93%
18岁那年
“这是我们从小给你定的娃娃亲，加勒比海盗。你得接受现实，罗宾汉”
“……”
“罗宾汉！”
“……”
“老婆？”
旁白····················································································
好感度69%
“罗宾汉，对不起，是我闯入了你的生活”
“侍汤，侍汤！你别走啊”
“走，老婆我们回家”
“滚”
“再···见”
旁白····················································································
好感度26%
“罗宾汉，明天你结婚”
“···和谁”
“还能和谁，当然是加勒比海盗啊”
旁白····················································································
好感度0%
加勒比海盗先生，请问你愿意娶罗宾汉小姐吗
“我愿意”
罗宾汉小姐，请问你愿意嫁给加勒比海盗先生吗
“我···”
台下的观众都在等待着这一刻
“对不起，我有其他的真爱，并不是‘您’”
她逃出了婚礼
“侍汤，我来找你了”
旁白····················································································
“听说了吗，大名鼎鼎的侍汤suicide（自S）了”
“在哪啊”
“听说就在对面那个悬崖那”
“可是我刚刚还看到了一个穿着婚纱的女人也跳下去了”
“你怎么不去阻止她啊”
“我试图阻止过了，可是她说她想去找‘他’”
“‘他’是谁啊”
“侍汤啊”
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