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1. “一块玻璃准备跳楼你猜他会说什么” “晚安，我碎咯”

1. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off the building. Guess what he will say." "Good night, I am broken."

2. 想亲口对你说晚安，先亲口再说。

2. If you want to say good night to you in person, say it in person first.

3.现在有点讨厌自己了，尽管我再怎么努力，也只是别人眼里的美女罢了。

3. I hate myself a little now. No matter how hard I try, I am just a beautiful woman in the eyes of others.

4.如果连愚人节都没人跟你告白，估计你就真没人喜欢了。

4. If no one tells you about April Fool's Day, it is estimated that no one really likes you.

5.愚人节变成了表白的日子，情人节变成了分手的日子。

5. April Fool's Day became a day of confession and Valentine's Day became a day of parting.

6.别人都在想怎么去和自己喜欢的人表白，只有我在想和谁表白。

6. Other people are thinking about how to confess to the person they like, only I am thinking about who to confess.

7.我不怕愚人节有人向你告白，我怕你会答应。

7. I'm not afraid someone will confess to you on April Fool's Day, I'm afraid you will promise.

8.没人想听到你放弃，就算今天是愚人节。

8. No one wants to hear you give up, even if it is April Fool's Day.

9.遇见你是我的不幸。

9. It is my misfortune to meet you.

10.可别在愚人节才敢说真心话。

10. Don't dare to tell the truth on April Fool's Day.

11.愚人节说喜欢你的，或许是真的。

11. April Fool's Day says I like you, maybe it is true.

12.你永远无法叫醒一个装睡的美人。

12. You can never wake a beautiful woman who pretends to sleep.

13.不要在愚人节那天对我表白，我怕我会相信。

13. Don't confess to me on April Fool's Day, I'm afraid I will believe it.

14.知道愚人节的“愚”是啥意思嘛，就是遇见之后走了心。

14. Know what April Fool's Day "stupid" means, that is, go away after meeting.

15.四月不可能对你好的，它第一天就在骗你。

15. April can't be good to you. It lied to you on the first day.

16.智者一切求自己，愚者一切求他人。

16. A wise man asks himself for everything, while a fool asks others for everything.