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王昭君你是不是得给我解释一下？
王昭君嗯？
王昭君一脸“核善”的微笑盯着李白
李白你怎么就咬死了这是我做的呢？
李白嗯？
李白反问道
王昭君哎哟呵，你年级第一你了不起啊？
王昭君还反问上我了？
李白嗯，对呀，我认为就是很了不起啊
王昭君。。。
王昭君行
王昭君你等着
王昭君总要一天我要让你喊爸爸
李白。。。
清脆的上课铃响了，没错就是令人“愉快”的Monday
万能酱英语老师：Ok, class begin.
万能酱全体学生：Good morning, teacher.
……
王昭君（哼，英语课，我让你跟我斗）
王昭君（看我怎么反击）
万能酱Ok, so what exactly is there to learn from Marxism?
万能酱emmm, WangZhaojun,ok, you can?
王昭君Yes, I can.
万能酱Ok, begin.
王昭君In my opinion, Marxism has the great ambition of sacrificing personal interests, contributing to society, inspiring to seek happiness for mankind, and actively participating in revolutionary practice.
王昭君That's all.
万能酱Perfect!It's a very good job!
王昭君Thank you, teacher.
王昭君（哼，跟我斗，有种你个年级第一你来呀？）
李白Wait a minute please, teacher.
万能酱Ok, what any else do you think?
万能酱It's just the spirit of Marx, But I do know the specific actions to be taken.
万能酱Ok, please begin.
李白First,study assiduously and pursue unremittingly to climb the peak of science Second, careful research, rigorous scholarship, and strive to constantly deepen the thought Third, to assess the situation, the courage to update, timely adjust the strategic policy Fourth, keep pace with The Times, pay attention to the new situation at any time, put forward new ideas.
万能酱Geat job!
万能酱You are the best students that I have ever seen!
李白Thank you.
王昭君（我他妈***）
李白就这吗？昭君？
王昭君呵，你给我等着，你看我治不了你，等着期末被我超吧！
李白好，那我就随时恭候喽～
王昭君哼！
王昭君气鼓鼓的走了
王昭君什么嘛，一周的第一天就要被这家伙气死，有他好受的！
于是昭君就开始了“复仇计划”
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