沙雕文案

江楚你家里都是用的什么网啊？推荐给我一下为什么就我家网不能网恋(What kind of net do you use in your house?Why can't I have online love on my home network?）

江楚我以为我是红酒 是需要品的,后来我发现我是板蓝根,跟我玩的都是有病的(I thought I was red wine and needed it,Then I found out I was Panlangen and I was playing sick)

江楚烦，天天失眠，自己都睡不好，怎么睡别人呢（Tired, insomnia every day, they can't sleep well,How to sleep with others）

江楚以前打王者关麦就行，现在有了同城匹配还得锁门(It's okay to play king Guan Mai before,Now with the same city match you have to lock the door)

江楚我真实的样子打动不了你,那我就用真实的棍子把你打的动不了(I can't impress you with my true look,Then I'll beat you with a real stick)

江楚心情不好 想分手解气,但是我根本没有对象 更烦了(I'm in a bad mood and want to break up.But I don't have any objects at all, and I'm more bored)

江楚奉劝大家不要熬夜 真的,我有一个舍友因为熬夜一晚没睡了(You're advised not to stay up late, really,I have a roommate who stayed up all night and didn't sleep)

江楚老板 给我来两斤海鲜 什么海鲜?来两斤海绵宝宝叭(Boss, give me two kilos of seafood, what seafood?Two kilos of Spongebob horns)

江楚今日晴，热到窒息，也没有人给我当课代表，这冷漠的评论区，这仇我先记下了(Today is sunny, hot enough to suffocate, and no one has given me a class representative,This cold comment area, this hate I wrote down first)

江楚这是我最后一次艾特你了,我们的关系好像变淡了 也不知道是什么原因没有共同话题了, 我现在心情真的非常非常不好 所以你能带我去吃冰激凌 奶茶 小蛋糕 炸鸡 排火锅 烧烤吗?(This is the last time I'll be Ait you.Our relationship seems to have faded and we don't know why,There's no common topic. I'm in a really, really bad mood right now. So you can take me to ice cream, milk tea, little cake, fried chicken, hot pot, barbecue?)