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从前啊，有个女生爱熬夜，后来，当她把头发扎起来的时候，活像位阿哥。

Once upon a time, a girl liked to stay up late. Later, when she tied up her hair, she looked like an elder brother.



虽然大家嘴上说我不好看，但人心隔肚皮，我也不能太当真。

Although people say I'm not good-looking, I know It is hard to fathom a peoson's mind, so I don't care.

永远不要和父母吵架，当你吵赢的时候只有挨打。

Never quarrel with your parents. When you win the quarrel, you will only be beaten.

男友生气了怎么办，多半是装的，打一顿就好了。

What to do if your boyfriend is angry? They must pretend to be angry. You just need to hit him.



真希望我钱包里的钱能够相爱，然后生好多宝宝。

I wish the money in my wallet could love each other and have many babies.

我喜欢你，可我不能告诉你，于是我发了个朋友圈，告诉了所有人。

I like you, but I can't tell you, so I updated a post in my circle of friends and told everyone.

如果我爱你非要加个期限，我希望是两分钟，如果没有回复，我就撤回。

If I have to add a deadline to love you, I hope it's two minutes. Because I'll take it back if you don't reply.



我真的很奇怪，都是上网冲浪，为什么你们能网恋，我只能挨骂。

It's really strange. We are all surfing the Internet, Why can you fall in love with someone online? I can only be scolded.

为什么星期五离星期一那么近，星期一离星期五却这么远，这不科学！

Why Friday is so close to Monday and Monday is so far away from Friday? It's unscientific!

逃课是一个人的欢乐，上课是一群人的孤独。

playing truant is a person's joy, having class is a group of people's loneliness.