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司徒天宇由于本作者这一年都在准备小升初，今天毕业考完了，所以前来更新。

司徒天宇废话不多说，正文走起

司徒天宇胖白！拉线！

司徒天宇（英语翻译：As the author has been preparing for the junior high school this year, he finished his graduation exam today, so he came to update it.）

司徒天宇（英语翻译：Without further ado, the text starts.）

司徒天宇（英语翻译：White, pull.）

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下元（三元）哎，在这冥界呆了上千年了，可真是无聊透了

我们可爱的下元，正坐在书桌前，手撑着头，噘着嘴，嘟嘟囔囔的说着什么

下元（三元）要是能重来，我要选李白[划掉]前往大姐她当节庆守护者时的地方好好玩玩

说着说着，还真就穿越到哪个时候了

此时来找下元的上元，看着空无一人的房间，心里泛起了嘀咕

上元（三元，元宵）这个诡计多端，阴险狡诈的下元跑哪里去了？

于是，左看看右看看，上看看下看看，找一找，翻一翻，倒一倒…………

还是没找到……

上元（三元，元宵）什么情况？这家伙咋突然就凭空消失了呢？我不会是在做梦吧？啊！

于是，上元狠狠的打了自己一巴掌

上元（三元，元宵）啊！疼疼疼疼疼😣！

上元（三元，元宵）下元！我和你没完！

上元把怨气全部撒在了下元的身上，跺了跺脚，满脸通红的大喊一声，外面的小妖还以为出了什么乱子呢

上元（三元，元宵）赶紧汇报给大姐去，切

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（英语翻译：Hey, I've been in the underworld for thousands of years. It's really boring.）

（英语翻译：Our lovely Xia Yuan is sitting at his desk, holding his head in his hand, pouting and muttering something.）

（英语翻译：If I could do it all over again, I would choose Li Bai [cross out] and go to the place where my elder sister was the guardian of the festival to have fun.）

（英语翻译：At some point, it's really time to cross.）

（英语翻译：At this time, I came to Shangyuan of Xiayuan and looked at the empty room, and I felt a whisper in my heart.）

（英语翻译：Where is this scheming, insidious Xiayuan?）

（英语翻译：So, look left and right, look up and down, look for it, turn it over, and fall down ……………………………）

（英语翻译：Still can't find ...）

（英语翻译：What happened? Why did this guy suddenly disappear? I am not dreaming, am I? Ah!）

（英语翻译：Ah! Pain, pain, pain, pain!）

（英语翻译：Therefore, Shangyuan severely slapped himself.）

（英语翻译：Shangyuan poured all her grievances on Xiayuan, stomped her feet, and shouted with a flushed face. The little demon outside thought what was wrong.）

（英语翻译：Report to elder sister quickly, cut!）