Chapter six： joke

I'll write this one casually! Yo, roar. Today, I'm sure I'll get two or three

. Today, I'll make up two or three thousand words with this move

Oh, by the way, I'm going to tell some jokes now

Once upon a time, a reporter went to interview a rich man. The reporter asked the millionaire：“ Mr. rich man, why are you so rich?” Said the rich man：“ Well, in the past, my father bought me an apple, and then I sold it. With the money I got, I bought two more apples, and then I sold those two apples. With the money I got, I bought three more apples……” Little reporter got it. He said he understood. But Mr. rich said：“ What do you know? In the end, I bought too many apples. I couldn't put them at home and put them outside. Then I sent letters and couldn't sell them. As a result, all the apples rotted. But in the end, I inherited my family's property.” The little reporter laughed

The second joke

There was a man who went to a hotel. The boss said never go to the toilet at night, otherwise something terrible will happen. But that man has to do it two or three times in the middle of the night. At night, the man wanted to go to the toilet, but he couldn't go, so he held it for ten minutes. After ten minutes, he couldn't stand it, and finally ran away. He is about to finish, suddenly a female ghost appeared in front of him, female ghost asked him：“ Do you want red paper, green paper or blue paper? You can answer me, but you will be punished.” The man was afraid because he knew that the red paper represented death, the green paper represented death by broken arm, and the blue paper represented self death. The man listened：“ Oh, I always wipe my ass with newspaper when I go to the bathroom.” Female ghost heard a face embarrassed, said that they also have a newspaper, want News Express, boring express, or mosquito repellent express? But the man said that he always used napkin to wipe. The ghost almost fell to the ground and said she had straw paper and napkin. What do you need? After hearing this, the man knows that he can't choose to be complacent. He says to the ghost that he doesn't need paper. You can go now. I'll smoke you to death. So the man made it to dawn. It's daybreak. The boss goes to the bathroom. He saw the man with numb legs and asked if she had not met a ghost? The woman and the man told the story and killed the boss in the toilet

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This is hot for me. It's so funny. What do you think?

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I swear, I'll listen to jokes all my life

All right, next

A man ran to the wrong toilet. A woman saw him and said he was shy. With a proud face, the man ran to Mao's side and began to go to the toilet. Today, he ate too many spicy strips, thinned them, pulled too much, too much water, oh, there was no water, so he thought, well, there was a madman next to him, or I'd jump out of the window and run away. He opened the window and found himself on the second floor. Oh, he was really short of heart, but he was a shameless man, hesitant, locked the door and jumped down. Fortunately, he was bloodthirsty. He said it was a good thing. Or I'll have to open my ass. He ran away and leisurely entered through the gate. As a result, some police and a woman saw a door that annoyed me in the toilet. The police knocked on the door and asked if there was anyone inside? No one may have died in it. As a result, there were more than 50 knocks, and no one responded. Another policeman took out a hammer and kicked the door open. She found that the floor was full of rubbish. The woman ran away quickly. After the woman ran away, a policeman said. Alas, sure enough, he was lax and couldn't flush out without water, so he jumped out of the window to see if we didn't catch him. Then a woman said that I just saw the man go into the pot of the women's toilet. The police laughed to death. The woman went out of the toilet and saw it. The man just saw said it was him. As a result, the man was arrested and put in prison

. Alas, sure enough, he was lax and couldn't flush out without water, so he jumped out of the window to see if we didn't catch him. Then a woman said that I just saw the man go into the pot of the women's toilet. The police laughed to death. The woman went out of the toilet and saw it. The man just saw said it was him. As a result, the man was arrested and put in prison for two years

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One more joke

Once upon a time, there was a son of the richest man who spent five days in the toilet playing with his mobile phone. His son disappeared and went to the toilet. Alas, his heart was so big. When he saw that the door of the toilet was locked, he asked who was in the toilet. Li Xiang went to steal it himself. When he came to the elegant voice, he said, alas, no one was there. No one's in there. I'm a goblin. When the richest man heard this, he quickly took a hammer to pry open the door. Oh, she found that her son had fainted in the toilet. He knelt down for 5000 years. After 5000 years, bone said to his son, take care, son. At this time, his son was completely fainted in the toilet. Ha ha ha

Do you still want to hear jokes? Then I'll tell you another one

Once upon a time, there was a man who was very fond of eating hamburgers. Once, she went to a restaurant called abnormal kender mat and ate a big hamburger. There was a dead man's meat in the big hamburger. As a result, he didn't pay attention to it and ate the hamburger all at once. He said "waiter, another one." so he even ate more than 8000, and then his stomach swelled and he got it I killed a toilet at home, and all the blood came out. She cried and fainted in the toilet

But he resurrected, went to change his hairstyle, and showed it to the students in the school. As a result, the students said with a smile, ha ha ha, Xiao Ming, your head shape is like a kite. Xiao Ming was very sad when he heard that, so he ran outside to cry. Crying, Xiao Ming flew up

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Is this funny?

Then I'll talk about one at the end

There is a man named Li Xi. Li Xi is very good at her studies. Once in an exam, Li Xi secretly took his classmates' notes and was copying questions. The teacher asked Li Xin, Li Xin, what are you doing? If you don't take a good exam, what kind of scribble should you write? Li Xin wrongly said, teacher, I didn't play snacks, if I really played scribble, then I will definitely test zero this time, the teacher asked you believe it or not? As a result, the teacher said, hum, if you get zero this time. Then add all the homework this semester. When Li Xi heard that he was confident, he said that one point in the exam was a point. The teacher nodded. As a result, the exam results came out on the third day, and the students got zero points in the exam. As a result, this semester's homework increased ten times, and the teacher called the parents, ha ha ha ha

Oh, that's it. The next issue will be the text. Good bye