1、如果全世界都不要你了,请记得来找我,我刚好认识几个人贩子。
Ifthewholeworlddoesn'twantyou,pleaseremembertocometome.Ihappentoknowsometraffickers.
2、我的唾沫是用来数钱的,而不是用来和你讲道理的。
Myspitisusedtocountmoney,nottoreasonwithyou.
3、肚子大其实并不可怕,可怕的是里面没有真材实料。
Thebigbellyisnotreallyterrible,butthereisnorealmaterialinside.
4、你复杂的五官也掩盖不住你朴素的智商。
Yourcomplicatedfacialfeaturescan'tcoverupyoursimpleintelligence.
5、你的脑袋只是为了让你看起来更高一些吗?
Isyourheadjusttomakeyoulooktaller?
6、要是长城是用你脸皮做,孟姜女能哭倒了才怪。
IftheGreatWallismadeofyourskin,it'sstrangethatMengJiangnucancry.
7、你没有必要刻意地疏远我,因为我从来没把你放到眼里。
Youdon'tneedtoalienatemedeliberately,becauseIhaveneverpaidattentiontoyou.
8、我认识你之前,我确实没有以貌取人的习惯。
BeforeImetyou,Ireallydidn'thavethehabitofjudgingpeoplebytheirappearance.
9、我时间我么一起去吃鱼吧,我看你挺会挑刺的。
Let'sgotoeatfishtogether.Ithinkyouareverypicky.
10、别人说你一无所有,但你不还有病魔吗?
Peoplesayyouhavenothing,butdon'tyouhaveadisease?
11、长得好看的才能叫吃货,而你只能叫饭桶。
Goodlookingcanbecalledfood,andyoucanonlycallabucket.
12、为什么不想理我,你想变成天津名吃吗?
Whydon'tyouwanttopayattentiontome?DoyouwanttobecomeafamousfoodinTianjin?