北极熊：你怎么不来找我玩啊？企鹅：我太南了
Polar bear: why don't you come to play with me? Penguin: I'm too Southern
我是小王，现在你认我做爹，你就是小王子
I'm Xiao Wang. Now you think I'm a father. You're the little prince
如果十年后你未娶，我未嫁，那我们……太惨了，真的是太惨了！
If you don't marry me ten years later, then we It's too bad. It's really terrible!
好怀念以前瘦的时候啊，那时候我只有5斤
I miss the time when I was thin. I only had 5 jin at that time
摸了下自己的脸，啊真疼，果然玫瑰都是带刺的吗？
Touched his face, ah, really painful, sure enough, roses are thorny?
我说我比较喜欢李白的诗，陆游气坏了。于是我们家上不了网了
I said I like Li Bai's poems better. Lu You is very angry. So we can't go online
没人给你送礼物没关系，你可以找我，只要你开口，我都说没有
No one to give you a gift, it doesn't matter, you can find me, as long as you open your mouth, I said no
地铁上说禁止携带易燃易爆品，我默默下车了，因为我，可爱到爆
The subway said that it is forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive materials. I got off the bus in silence because I was so cute
我喜欢你，就像你妈打你，不讲道理！
I like you, just like your mother beat you, unreasonable!
我越来越羡慕我同桌，因为他的同桌竟是如此的聪明，哪像我的同桌，蠢得像一只瓜田里的猹
I am more and more envious of my deskmate, because his deskmate is so smart, which is like my deskmate, stupid like a melon field in the melon field
研究表明把汉字顺序打乱也不影响阅读，比如这段文字你阅读起来毫无压力，因为我根本没打乱
Research shows that the disorder of the order of Chinese characters does not affect reading. For example, there is no pressure on you to read this paragraph because I am not
是不是非要我去学电焊才能让你眼前一亮
Is it necessary for me to learn welding to make your eyes shine
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