食尾蛇
“你好，我是新人，想来认识一下你们。”
“这不是狐狸面具嘛~怎么来我们这里了？”
他注视着眼前的（中年油腻的）男子，只有一半的骷髅脸让他觉得很可爱。
“你认识我？”
“黄泉？”
从门里走出一个男子。
“伟大的黄泉的朋友来看他了。”
“朋友？”他看向在门外的主角。
“为什么要加入？”
“索啊索啊，伟大的黄泉对此表示不解。”
“嗯——可能是觉得，当一个坏人很好玩吧——”他脸上带着坏坏的笑。
“那我们就是队友了是吧？”
“他怎么变成了这样？”布诺有点懵。
“对啊对啊，刚来的时候他还对我们很友好的。”
哈？友好？
你在逗我吗？
“伟大的黄泉，觉得这件事情有点不对。”
你别这样说话了行不行？！
“怎么证明？”
“你还活着就是最好的证明。”
“伟大的黄泉现在很懵。”
“我要想杀就算神来了也没用。”
神：谁他妈的说老子？！
现在，让我们的作者来看一看字数——
366......
啊哈！有主意了！
作者：（打电话中）
“喂？是猹吗？”
“他妈的都说了多少遍了老子叫chara不是猹！”
“请你去砍那边的破烂塑料袋一下谢谢。”
“嗯？”
猹往我手指的方向看了一眼，随即红眼拿起大刀。
“Sans！”
Sans：你不要过来啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！
“去死吧！”
Sans血量：-99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
PS：Sans攻击力强但打一下就会减N多的血哦！
“猹，你都不心疼一下那个家伙的吗？”
“你说啥？sans！干她！”
Sans：（死亡凝视）
咳咳，蓝衣服的是frisk（主体），chara是绿衣服的屠杀者哦。
“Sans，你知道为什么今天让你客串吗？”
Sans表示疑惑。
“听说你和frisk有打架啦？”
“嗯哼。”
“你的良心不会痛吗？被你搞出来的骨头和龙骨炮足以狂虐猹诶（不是frisk！）”
“那又什么样？她屠我朋友的时候也没有手下留情啊。”
Sans开启了审判眼。
“Sans冷静！杉斯（sans的中文翻译）而后行啊！不要随随便便开审判啊好不好？！”
“是啊，大不了我叫猹给你道歉好了。”
“诶呀，Kid上线了呢！”
“作者，不要学sans叫我kid，我是frisk。”
“Sans还记不记得你当时说‘越过那条线将会有一段BAD TIME’？”
“索啊，那可真是令人‘骨’笑呢。”
“禁止双关语！“
“这是我找到的图。”
Sans：......
“DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TIME？”
好了，最后放图。
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