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1、如果你惹到别人不开心，一定要从自己身上找原因，确保下一回还能惹到他。

If you make someone unhappy, you must find the reason from yourself to make sure that you can still offend him next time.

2、在学校上学吃外卖真的很影响健康，所以建议大家不要上学。

Eating takeout at school really affects your health, so I suggest you don't go to school.

3、过了这么久还是会想你，果然，狗改不了吃屎。

After such a long time, I still miss you. Sure enough, the dog can't change to eat shit

4、我真的很害怕，害怕我的黑眼圈会暴露我国宝的身份。

I'm really afraid that my dark circles will expose my national treasure.

5、今天有点不开心，虽然不是你造成的，但是你能不能给我道个歉？

I'm a little unhappy today. Although it's not caused by you, can you apologize to me?

6、你不要淋到雨了，不然你就会可爱到发芽了。

You don't want to be drenched in the rain, or you will be lovely to sprout.

7、做个拐卖犯，专拐像你一样可爱的小朋友。

Be an abductor, abduct like you lovely children.

8、我妈不让我和不三不四的人玩，所以导致我的朋友不是很二就是很六。

My mother doesn't let me play with no three no four people, so my friends are either very two or very six.

9、不要再问我为什么不谈恋爱了，你为什么不上清华，是因为不想吗？

Don't ask me why I don't fall in love. Why don't you go to Tsinghua University because you don't want to?

10、人丑就要多读书，难怪大家都说我不是个读书的料。

If you are ugly, you have to read more. No wonder everyone says that I am not a scholar.

11、如果你不能接受最差的我，你就不配拥有最好的我 ！

If you can't accept the worst of me, you don't deserve to have the best of me!

12、天气变凉了，被子感冒了，我得留在床上照顾它。

It's getting cold. The quilt has a cold. I have to stay in bed to take care of it.