好的,谢谢Joey:Yeah,youtoo.
很高兴见到你们.(Mollyleaves)
是的,我们也很高兴.Rachel:Oh,wow,Mollyisjustgreat!
噢,茉莉太棒了Ross:Yeah.
是的Chandler:Yes,Bravoonthehotnanny.
好的,为靓保姆欢呼。Rachel:What?Youreallythinkshe'shot?
什么?你真的觉得她很美?Chandler:Areyoukidding?IfIwasn'tmarriedshe'dberejectingmerightnow.
你开玩笑?要是我未婚,Rachel:AndJoey?
现在你已经看到她在拒绝我了Joey:Howdoyouthinkshe'sdoing?
那么,乔伊呢?Rachel:AmItheonlyonewhodoesn'tthinkthatshe'shot?Ross?
你们看她Ross:Eh,Imean,Imenashe'snotunattractivebuthot?I....
是不是只有我Rachel:Thankyou!(goestogetcoffee)
才觉得她一般,罗斯,Chandler:NowthatRachel'sgone?
她还可以……不过靓?算不上Rachel:SohotIcriedmyselftosleeplastnight.(JoeyandChandlerclaptheir
谢谢hands)
瑞秋走了OPENINGCREDITS
太靓了,昨晚我激动得哭着睡去Scene:
菲比养老鼠MikeandPhoebeinPhoebe'splace,Phoebeisdoingacrosswordpuzzle
秘鲁的首都?Phoebe:HeyMike,what'sthecapitalofPeru?
利马(正确的)Mike:Lima.
错Phoebe:No.Itstartswitha"v"andendswithan"x".Helpfullywitha"to"inthe
v开头、x结尾middle.
中间有可能是“to”.Mike:Youknow,kindathinkofit,thecapitalofPeruIS"vtox".(opensthe
对哦,秘鲁的首都,的确是"VTOX".kitchencabinet)Ohgod!Oh!
1/10页
哦!天啊!Phoebe:What?
什么,Mike:OK,Idon'twanttofreakyououtoranything,butIthinkIjustsawaratin
我不想吓你yourcupboard.
但柜子里有只老鼠Phoebe:(relived)Oh,whew,no,that'sBob.
噢,是鲍勃.Mike:What,isheyourpetrat?
你的宠物老鼠?Phoebe:Wellnotsomuchapetas,youknow,anoccasionalvisitorwhoIput
算不上宠物啦,是稀客,foodoutfor,youknow.KindalikeSanta.ExceptSantadoesn'tpoopontheplate
我不时招待它一点食物ofcookies.
它有点象圣诞老人.Mike:Youcan'tkeeparatinyourappartment!They'reextremelyunsanitary,and
不过,圣诞老人不会theytransmitleptospirosisandhantavirus.
在饼盘里上大号.Phoebe:Whatarethose?
怎能在家养老鼠~极不卫生Mike:Idon'tknowbuttheydon'tsoundlikespatreatments.Youhavetogetrid
它们会传播细螺旋体病和汉塔病毒。ofit!
是些什么病毒?Phoebe:OK,fine,ifitmeansthatmuchtoyouI'llgetridofBob.
不知道,总之不像温泉疗养.Mike:Thankyou.
你得除掉它们.Phoebe:Soweird,youthinkhe'ssogrossandyou'rewillingtoeathiscrackers.
ok,好吧!(Mikethrowsouteverythinginhismouth)
要是你真的反感它,Scene:
我就除掉鲍勃.Rachel'soffice,RachelcomesinandGavinisthere
谢谢Rachel:Hello.
真奇怪,你那么厌恶它,Gavin:Hello
居然还吃得津津有味.Rachel:Gavin,IjustwantedtosaythankyouagainforwatchingEmma好啊!yesterdayduringthepresentation.Ireallyoweyouanapology.
你也好!Gavin:Forwhat?
加文,昨天我开会时你帮我照看艾玛Rachel:Well,whenwefirstmet,youknow,Ithoughtyouwerepompousand
真是谢谢你啊arrogantandobnoxious...
我真的很抱歉.Gavin:Isthisyourfirstapology?
为什么?Rachel:No,Ijustmeanthat,youknow,firstimpressionsdon'tmeananything.
哦,我们初次见面AndI-Ithinkyou'reareallygoodguyandI'msorrythatImisjudgedyou.
我认为你华而不实,傲慢并且很讨厌(Heatherwalksin)
这就是你的道歉?Heather:Goodmorning!
不是,我只是想说Rachel:Hello.(toGavin)Butyouknowwhat,hey,newday,newleaf,Iamjust第一印象并不说明问题.reallyreallyhappy...(seesGavinstaringatHeather)I'msorry,obviously
你很不错Heather'sasshassomethingmoreimportanttosaysoI'lljustwait'tillit's
我很抱歉误会了你.finished.
早上好!Gavin:What?
新的一天,新的气象.Rachel:Iwasgivingyouanapologyandyouweretotallycheckingherout!
我真的很高兴Gavin:Iwasn'tcheckingherout.I'minfashion,Iwaslookingatherskirt.Or
抱歉,Heather的臀部显然wasitpants?Ididn'treallyseewhathappenedbelowtheassarea.
有更重要的事情要说Rachel:Ohwow,youarereally,you'rereallyacreep.
我等它说完先.Gavin:WhydoyouevencareifIwaslookingather?Areyoujealous?
什么,Rachel:Ohyeah,I'mjealous."OhGavin,please,pleaselookatmyass".(Gavin
我在向你道歉,而你却在偷看她!startslooking)Stoplookingatmyass!Imean,Ijustthinkyouaretotally
我没有,我是时装业者,inappropriate,ok?Thisisaworkenvironment,she'syoursubordinate.
我只是在看她的裙子.Gavin:IthoughtitwasokwhenyousleptwithyouroldassistantTag.
好像是裤子?Rachel:Thatistotallydifferentfortworeasons.One-Ididn'tknowthatyou
我没看清屁股以下的部分knewthat.Andtwo,Iwasn'tsomecreepstaringathisass,wehadadeap
你-真-恶-心meaningfulrelationship.
你管我看什么,Gavin:Huh.What'sTag'slastname?
你嫉妒了?Rachel:Itwas...(can'tremember)ohmygod.Hedidn'thavealastname.Itwas