怎么有人找对象要求能列几十条,我的择偶标准就三个字:求你了。
How can someone ask for a boyfriend to list dozens of items? My criteria for choosing a spouse are three words: please.
百因必有果,帅气哥哥都归我。
All causes must have consequences. All the handsome brothers belong to me.
生活无聊,拔个腿毛。
Life is boring, pluck a leg hair.
在哪里跌倒,就在哪里烧烤。
Barbecue where you fall.
不要对自己太苛刻,你也只是一个刚满月十几年的宝宝而已。
Don't be too hard on yourself. You are just a baby with a full moon for more than ten years.
星掉了可以再打上去,人错过了,就骂不着了。
If the star falls, you can hit it again. If you miss it, you can't scold it.
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