倒霉的一天

Oh man, what a rotten day this has been! I'm Mark, Colonel Jacob's secretary. Today, Jacob was kind enough to give me a day off. I was so excited, thinking I could finally relax and enjoy some time to myself.

I headed out in my usual clothes, not thinking much about it. Little did I know that those would cause me a heap of trouble. As I was walking along, a group of Dutch soldiers stopped me. They looked at me suspiciously and asked all sorts of questions. Before I could even explain, they decided to arrest me.

I was like, "What the heck is going on?" But they wouldn't listen. They marched me right back to Colonel Jacob's place.

When Jacob saw me being brought in like that, his face was a picture of shock and confusion. And me? I felt so embarrassed, I could have died. Here I was, supposed to be on a day off, but instead, I'm standing in front of Jacob in this humiliating situation.

I just wanted to disappear into thin air. How could this have happened to me? It was supposed to be a nice, peaceful day off. But no, it turned out to be the worst day ever.