穿越：懵逼的赛罗

作者Hello，宝子们，我来了！

切

宝子们？好像他们和你很亲切似的！

作者你是不是想作死？

Yes, I just want to die.

作者(Silently raised the machete of 999.99 billion m.)

作……作者……我……我错……错了……

作者(收起大砍刀)

作者好啦，现在画线。

Zero作者！！！

Zero😡😡😡

作者། – _ – །

作者咋啦？

Zero你说咋了？！

跑龙套标题：我真的很无语。

作者呃，呵呵，是有点无语。

跑龙套标题：我更加无语。

…………我是缘点牛逼的分割线…………

作者开始开始。

今天光之国又是美好的一天呢。

然后

轰隆隆！！！

光之国的地面被砸了一个大坑。

冒出了滚滚的烟雾。

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作者好吧，当我没说。

作者《我tmd！！！这哪来的坑啊！！！破坏了我这美好的气氛！！！到底是谁？！我谢谢他！！！》

作者我真的栓q了。

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这是谁呢？随后我们看到浓浓的烟雾中出现一个被老黑

这个贝老黑呢，手持电线杆子，脚上踩着一个轮滑板。似乎是要装逼。

这时不知是谁的乌鸦嘴灵验了吧。

跑龙套路人甲：这是个什么玩意儿？怎么这么黑呀？别一不小心来了个狗吃屎。

然后

贝老黑(摔了个狗吃屎。把光之国的地面砸出了一个又一个大坑。)

作者哇贝老黑，你真厉害！！！我要给你点赞👍🏻！

贝老黑滚！！！！！！

此时的毕老黑很纳闷。

贝老黑嗯，为什么我老是要摔跤呢？为什么呢？为什么我会百分之我在大坑呢？为什么我不能砸怪兽牧场呢？为什么我不能把我的银河帝国打坑呢？为什么我要打光之国呢？难道我是光之国的人吗？啊，不对，我就是王祖国的人呢。

此时的毕老黑已经抽了。

Zero老徐刚睡了午觉，还没睡醒呢，结果就叫你砸吭的声音给砸醒。

Zero你还我的午觉！！！

贝老黑赛罗，你当我是谁呀？我可是堂堂贝利亚！！！

Zero那你还是煤炭嘛。

贝老黑那你不就是兔子吗？

Zero就算我是兔子，那你不是煤炭呀，你还是煤炭呀，就算我是兔子，那你也是煤炭，煤炭起码比兔子差不多了。兔子还白了呢，你看你，你黑不拉几的。

贝老黑再看看你兔子，兔子还能做红烧兔头呢，煤炭还能烧呢。

Zero哎，对，假如你是坏蛋的话，你就把自己说没了。

贝老黑哎，对，你是个兔子的话，那就把你烤熟。

Zero你个煤炭！

贝老黑你个兔子！

Zero煤炭！

贝老黑兔子！

Zero煤炭，煤炭，煤炭！！！！！！

贝老黑兔子，兔子，兔子！！！！

Zero兔子！

贝老黑煤炭！！！

Zero哈哈哈，被老黑说自己是煤炭！！！！

Zero哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

贝老黑我擦……

很好，我们捕捉到了一个气鼓鼓的煤炭和一个笑疯了的兔子。

然后被老黑发疯了………

贝老黑啊啊啊！！！时空启动！！！！！！！！！！

然后我们可怜的赛罗就被减弱了进去。

啊呸！是让黑洞给吸走了。

此时的赛罗很懵逼

Zero我艹(一种植物！)

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作者Well, I won't tell you this preview of my official conclusion of this chapter.Ask me in the comments if you want to read it.

作者Oh, by the way, this English? Find it yourself and find the translator in the browser.I won't tell you.

小赛罗Author: When can I appear?

作者Fanwaili is your home, right? I don't know, because I haven't written the script yet.Wait a little longer, maybe you will come out when I want to write.

小赛罗Mm-hmm.

作者Nice to meet you. Good-bye. See the next chapter for the next picture. Maybe Ciro is going to be forced.

作者Oh, yes, I don't ask for your collection, but I ask for your reward and attention.Besides, I hope you can give me some comments in the comments section.Oh, by the way, if you are a true love fan, then you can. Just told me who you want.Just tell me, ha, I will definitely tell you ok, oh, by the way, it's in a strange place.Mom, you may not have a lot of pictures, but you must have balls, so I think this Saiwen may not be able to play, but a walk-on should be available, and then the narrator may not be very likely to play.However, the chance of being played by Lao Hei is 60%, and Ronaldo is 60%.100% small three rounds, it shouldn't be much, but you are at least not less.

作者Ok, bye-bye, I may I have to go offline first, and my mother will come back.

作者Finally, don't report it, don't forbid it, and don't let the official enter my account after reporting it, so I can't send you funny and funny novels in the future.

作者I think the writing is good.

作者If I don't think my writing is very good, you can leave me a message in the comment area and tell me where I should improve you. I will definitely hear it. Oh, by the way, if you don't write well, you can tell me.This is not good for you. I can delete that article and change it, or you think this one is really bad.Or this novel is not good-looking, so I don't want the atmosphere. Then I'm going to write another novel. You can tell me which one you like.Who are you, cp? I'm going to write a campus essay next today. If you like it, please comment and tell me specifically.If you like it, I'll write it. If you don't like it, I'll change it. Oh, by the way, you decide what topic to write.Then the picture, the picture is up to me, but I hope you can give me some advice, because

就是你喜欢谁和谁cp可以告诉我。